Well i have finished school now, so far i've had two exams biology and english. Next week i have chemistry and then geography, then they are all over. We have our leavers' dinner on the first of december, oh and i have to say this, we are doing secret santa and i got the worst possible person... well it could also be the best possible person because i can think of some funny stuff to get him. Well me and Simo and Janet and Phil (well not really, she just stood there and laughed every once in a while) were discussing all the things i could possibly get him. Here are some what i can remember.
- A pair of tennis balls or golf balls (cos he doesn't have any of his own)
- A packet of extra small condoms (and tell him sorry if they are too small)
- A crow bar with a ribbon around it (if he asks what its for smack him with it)
- Janet's pink hula hoop (what the hell for i don't know but hey!)
- Something he's allergic too
that's all i can remember, this was quite a while ago.
On thursday me and Laura were walking down the road and she had an icecream and she dropped it on the sidewalk in front of the playcenter, and there is this hott guy that is working on the roof, and laura screamed and he looked at her, and then i'm like "hey laura, that hott guy was looking at you" and she got all excited and she's like "really?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?" and i'm like "yeah... only cos you screamed tho" HAH
then the next day me and janet went past him on his roof and i told her what laura did, and i said that wouldn't it be funny to make a big sign saying "YOU ARE ONE FINCE SLICE OF SEXY CAKE!!" and show it to him, then i wanted to, but janet didn't and i didn't wanna do it on my own, so then we were at my house, and i made this big sign that said "YOU'RE 1 FINE SLICE OF SEXY CAKE! IF I WERE A PLASTIC SURGEON I WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU WITH A TEN FOOT BARGE POLE!" and stuck it on my window for all the passers by to see and they would feel good about themselves, but then janet told me that i live on the scuzziest and most retired road in the whole whopping great district of leeston, and my road is a no exit anyway, how many people drive down there??? ruin my fun janet, yeah nice friend! Oh then Laura's angry friend came over who hates my guts and she read it and i was thinking she would call me a retarted mole or something, but she didn't even, she just laughed at it. So did the lady who picked me up for babysitting.
Well anyway, the day after the leavers' dinner me and janet are going to stay at nanna boots.yeh